Can't knock em out, can't walk away.
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I've lost my phone....
Go away now, let me go.
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a million years.
adawg and i tried to find a website that will dump someone for you by email. didn't find it, but i did find this site which has a list of break up lines. my faves?
"I really feel that we have major differences...I like playing the accordian, and growing pot...you don't."
and
"I'm really sorry to have messed you about, but being with you has made me realise that I am gay and I can't string you along anymore."
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I like this one:
"Dating you is killing who I am."
So...the interesting thing is that most of these are really legitimately good reasons to break up with someone. :) People might just want to phrase it a different way.
lol, that's another good one.
yea, you're right, but sometimes people are too dumb and they won't get it unless you're mean to them. i think i'm gonna have to try out your "fuck off" suggestion.... let's talk some time, lol.
And, Bill thinks I would never say that to anyone. He doesn't know me very well.
lol, i don't know... i've never actually heard you say that to anyone, except when you tell me to tell people that. :) not that i'm complaining. i think it is good advice!
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